JokesSon: "Dad I have to do a special report for school. Can I ask you a question?"
Dad: Sure son, what`s the question?
Son: What is POLITICS?
Dad: Well, let`s take our home for example, I am the wage earner so lets call me MANAGEMENT. Your mother is the administrator of the money so we`ll call her GOVERNMENT. We take care of you and your needs so let`s call you the PEOPLE. We`ll call the maid the WORKING CLASS and your baby brother the FUTURE. Do you understand?
Son: I`m not really sure. Dad, I`ll have to think about it.
That night the boy was awakened by his baby brother`s crying so the boy went to see what was wrong. Discovering the baby had seriously soiled his diaper, the son went to his parents` room and found his mother sound asleep. He then went to the maid`s room, where peeking through the keyhole, he saw his father in bed with the maid. The boy`s knocking went totally unheard by his father and the maid so the boy returned to his room and went back to sleep.
The next morning...................
Son: Dad, now I think I understand POLITICS.
Dad: That`s great son, explain it to me in your own words.
Son: Well, Dad, while MANAGEMENT is screwing the WORKING CLASS, the GOVERNMENT is sound asleep. The PEOPLE are being completely ignored and the FUTURE is full of crap.
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