Joe and Bob died in a hunting accident. Joe goes to heaven and Bob goes to hell. One day Joe looks down at Bob in hell. Bob has a beer in his hand and a blonde on his lap.

Joe gets pissed off so he goes to God and says, "What is this shit? I think I want to go to hell! Just look at my friend down there."

God says "Look closer. The beer has a hole in the bottom, and the blonde doesn't."

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