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JokesA man arrives in his office one morning to find his colleague roaring with
laughter. "What's the big joke?" the man asks. "Well" his colleague replies, "I
had a hilarious Freudian slip this morning." "What's a Freudian slip?"
asks the man. "It's when you mean to say something, but what comes out is what
is really on your mind. So, this morning I was queuing at the train station to
buy a ticket from Tooting, and I noticed that the girl behind the counter had
enormous breasts. When I got to the front of the queue, I asked for a return to
Titting. The girl went bright red, I went bright red and the entire queue wet
themselves laughing." "Oh right" said the colleague chuckling away.
The next morning, the situation was reversed and the man arrived in the office
first. He was chortling away to himself when his colleague arrived. "What's so
funny?" asked the colleague. "Well," replied he man, "I've had one
of your Freudian slips." "What happened?" "I was sitting in
the kitchen this morning, having breakfast. I looked over at my wife and instead
of saying 'Pass the milk, dear' I said 'F*ck off you fat bitch, you've ruined my
life'.
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