Georgie is walking down the street after a sex-change operation has transformed him into a beautiful women. An old friend sees him and says, "Georgie, you look great... you're beautiful!"  Georgie says, "Thanks...but holy Christ, did it hurt."

His friend says, "When they cut open your chest and put in those implants?" Georgie says, "No, that didn't really hurt."

His friend says, "When they cut off your dick and dug out a vagina?" Georgie says, "No, that didn't really hurt."

His friend says, "Then what did hurt?" Georgie says, "When the doctor drilled a fucking hole in my head and sucked out half my brain."

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