Little Johnny was having problems in English class, so his teacher decided to stop by on her way home to speak with his parents. When she rang the bell, Little Johnny answered. "I'd like to talk to your mother or father," she said. "Sorry, but they ain't here."

"Little Johnny!" she said, "what is it with your grammar?" "Beats me," he replied, "but dad sure was mad that they had t'go bail her out again!"

 

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