The "Birdman" said he and his son were at the grocery store when his son (about 9) asked him what "Oriole sex" was. He told him the store wasn't a proper place to talk about it, but he'd explain it to him on the way home.
On the way, he decided to tell the truth and explain it fairly graphic and
clinical. He thought he did pretty good until his son said, "Oh, you mean like a
blow job, huh?