One day the teacher held up a picture and asked, "What's this?" "A horsy." one child answered. "And this?" the teacher asks. "A piggy. replied another youngster. "And now this one?" asked the teacher, holding up a picture of a male deer with a beautiful rack.There is no answer, only total silence.

"Come now children." she coaxed. "I'll give you a little hint. What does your mommy call your daddy when he kisses her?"

"I know, I know!" said one little girl. "It's a horny bastard."

 

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