JokesA golf story?
Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar, but he didn't have a lighter so he asked his friend if he had one. "I sure do," he replied and reached into his golf bag and pulled out a 12-inch Bic lighter. "Wow!" said his friend, "where did you get that monster?" "I got it from my genie." "You have a genie?" he asked. "Yep. He's right here in my golf bag." "Could I see him?"
He opens his golf bag and out pops the genie. The friend says, "I'm a good friend of your master. Will you grant me one wish?" "Yes, I would be pleased to do so, friend of my master." the genie replied. The fellow immediately asks for a million bucks and the genie hops back into the golf bag and leaves him standing there waiting for the loot. Suddenly the sky begins to darken and the sound of a million ducks flying overhead is heard. The would be millionaire exclaims, "I asked for a million bucks not ducks!"
His golf partner answers, "I forgot to tell you the genie is hard of hearing. Do you really think I asked him for a 12-inch Bic?"
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