Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says "you dont know Jack Schitt". Now you can handle the situation.

Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O Schitt, the owner of Knee-deep Schitt, Inc. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and the deeply religious couple produces 6 children: Holie Schitt, The Twins: Deep Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, and Bull Schitt, a high school drop out.

After being married for 15 years, Jack and Noe divorced. Noe later married Mr. Sherlock and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.

Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a cowardily son, Chicken Schitt. Fulle Schitt and Giva Schitt were insperable throughout

childhood and consequelntly married the Happens brothers in dual ceremony and they had children.

The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg, Byrd and Horse. Bull Schitt their prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently retured with his new bride, Pisa Schitt. Now when someone says you don't know Jack Schitt, you can correct them!

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