JokesDavid received a parrot for his birthday. This parrot was already fully grown with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. David tried hard to change the bird's attitude and was constantly saying polite words, playing soft music, anything he could think of to try and set a good example.
Nothing worked. He yelled at the bird and the bird got worse. He shook the bird and the bird got more angry and more rude. Finally, in a moment of desperation, David put the parrot in the freezer. For a few moments he heard the bird squawking, swearing, and kicking then suddenly there was quiet... David was frightened that he might have actually hurt the bird and quickly opened the freezer door.
The parrot calmly stepped out onto David's extended arm and said: "I'm very sorry that I have offended you with my language and actions and I humbly ask for your forgiveness. I will endeavor at whatever cost to correct my behavior."
David was astounded at the bird's change in attitude and was about to ask what would have effected such a drastic change when parrot continued.
"May I ask what the chicken did?"
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