JokesThree women were out golfing one day and one of them hit her ball into
the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a
trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap I have the power to
grant you three wishes." The woman freed the frog and the frog said, "Thank you, but I
failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes - that whatever you wish for, your husband will get ten times more or better!"
The woman said ,"That would be okay", and for her first wish she wanted
to be the most beautiful woman in the world...
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your
husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, that woman will
flock to him...". The woman replied, "That will be okay, because I will be the most
beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me...". So, poof - she's the most beautiful woman in the world!
For her second wish, she asked to be made the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you...".
The woman said, "That will be okay, because what is mine is his, and what is
his is mine...". So, poof - she's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish and she answered,
I'd like a very mild heart attack..."
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