AN EBONICS HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT

Leroy was a 15 year old ninth grader.  Leroy got an easy homework assignment. All he had to do was put each of the following words in a sentence.  This is what Leroy did...

1. RECTUM.  I had two Cadillacs but my old lady rectum. 

2. HOTEL.  I gave my girlfriend de crabs and the hotel everybody.

3. ODYSSEY.  I told my bro, you odyssey the tits on this hoe.

4. STAIN.  My mother-in-law axed if I was stain for dinner again.

5. PENIS.  I went to de doctor and he handed me a cup and said penis.

6. CATACOMB... Don King was at the fight the othernight... man, somebody get that catacomb.

7. FORECLOSE.  If I pay alimony this month, I'll have no money foreclose.

8. UNDERMINE.  There is a fine lookin' hoe livin' in the apartment undermine.

9. TRIPOLI.  I was gonna buy my'ol lady a bra but I couldn't find no tripoli-

10. SELDOM.  My cousin gave me two tickets to the Knicks game, so I seldom.

11. DISAPPOINTMENT.  My parole officer tole me if I miss disappointment he gonna kill me.

12. INCOME.  I just got in bed with dis hoe and income my wife.

13. HONOR.  At the rape trial, the judge axed my buddy, who be honor first.

14. FORTIFY.  I axed the hoe how much?  And she said fortify.

15. ISRAEL.  Alonso tried to sell me a Rolex, I said man ... that looks fake.  He said, no Israel.

Leroy got an "A"

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