Computer Acronyms

ISDN: It Still Does Nothing.

APPLE: Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity.

DOS: Defective Operating System.

BASIC: Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control.

IBM: I Blame Microsoft.

CD-ROM: Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete Monthly.

OS/2: Obsolete Soon, Too.

WWW: World Wide Wait

MACINTOSH: Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs.

PENTIUM: Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Math.

WINDOWS: Will Install Needless Data On Whole System.

MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teens.

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