Jokes1. You know, I've been
complaining a lot lately. I don't blame you for ignoring me.
2. I know I'm sore and my parents are in the other room, I still want you right
now!
3. This porno scene is boring, fast forward to the gang bang.
4. Don't get up, I kinda like sleeping in the wetspot
5. Don't dirty up your T-shirt wiping that up, use my blouse
6. That was fun, when will all of your friends be over to watch pornos
again?
7. I bet it would be kinky to watch you with our baby sitter, Tracy.
8. You're my daddy, you're my daddy!
9. The new girl in my office used to be a stripper, I invited her over for
dinner
on Friday.
10. Honey, did you
leave that skid in the toilet bowl? Good one!
11. While you were in the bathroom, they went for it on fourth down and missed.
If they can hold them to a field goal they'll still cover.
12. Bar food again!? Kick ass!
13. I liked that wedding even more than ours. Your Ex girlfriend has class.
14. That girl is wearing the same outfit as I am, Cool, I'm gonna go over
15. I love hearing stories about your old girlfriends, tell me more.
16. I like using this new lawn mower so much more than the old one, what a
wonderful Valentines Day present, thanks "Poopy".
17. Let's just leave the toilet seat "up" at all times, then you don't
have to mess with it anymore.
18. I've decided to buy myself a boob job, How big do you want 'em?
19. It's only the third quarter, you should order a couple more pitchers.
20. Honey come here! Watch me do a Tequila Shot off of Stephanie's bare ass!
21. My mother is going to take care of the tab, so order another round for you
and your friends.
22. I'm so happy with my new hairstyle, I don't think I'll ever change it again.
23. Damn! I love when
my pillow smells like your cigars, scotch and morning breath. You passed
out before brushing your teeth again, ya' big silly!
24. You are so much smarter than my father.
25. If we're not going
to have sex, then you have to let me watch Sportscenter.
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