Women think they already know everything, but wait...training courses are now available for women on the following subjects:

1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits
3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits
4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game

5. Bathroom Etiquette : Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too.

6. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First.
7. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking
8. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging
9. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire
10. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up
11. Introduction to Parking
12. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space
13. Water Retention: Fact or Fat
14. Cooking I: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption
15. Cooking II: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People
16. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully
17. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To

18. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have

19. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice
20. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together
21. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both
22. TV Remotes: For Men Only

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