JokesA woman went into a tattoo parlor and told the tattoo artist that she wanted a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh, just below her bikini line.
She also wanted him to put "Happy Thanksgiving" under the turkey. So the guy did it, and it came out looking real good.
The woman then instructed him to put a Santa Claus with "Merry Christmas" up her left thigh. So the guy did it, and it came out looking good too.
As the woman was getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist asked, "If you don't mind, could you tell me why you had me put such unusual tattoos on your thighs?"
Her reply: "I'm sick and tired of my husband complaining all the time that there's nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas."
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