A guy goes to
the tattoo parlor and offers the tattoo artist $1,000 to put a $100 bill on his
willie. The artist agrees, but is curious and asks the man why he wants to do
this. The man replies, "I have my reasons which I would rather not tell
right now". So, the artist goes ahead and does the job. But, all the while
he is anxious with curiosity over why this man wants a $100 bill on his penis.
So, he tells the man that he really needs to know the reason why and says that
the man can keep the $1000 he would have paid for the tattoo if he would just
tell the reason for putting a $100 bill on his willie.
So, the man
consents and offers these three reasons:
"First,
I like to play with my money.
Second, I
like to watch my money grow.
And third,
and most importantly, the next time my wife wants to blow $100, she can stay
home to do it!
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