A teacher comes into the class room and there is a red apple with the letter "T" on it setting on her desk. She asks: "My what a pretty apple. Who brought this to me?" Little girl in the front row replies: "I did teacher."  The teacher asks: "What does the letter "T" stand for?" "Teacher", she replies.

The next day there is a great big red apple, with the letters "TT" on it. "My what a big beautiful apple who brought this to me?" Little boy in the back row says: "I did."  "Why thank you, but what do the letters "TT" stand for?" "To Teacher", he replies. 

A couple of days later there is a huge watermelon on her desk with the letters "FUCK" on it.  She asks: "Who brought this watermelon in?" A little black boy in the center of the class replies: "Why i did teacher".  "Why thank you very much. We'll have this at recess, but do you know what the letters stand for?", she asks in a upset tone.   "Yes maam. From Us Colored Kids..." 

 

 

 

 

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