JokesHow do you measure a blonde's I.Q.?
With a tire gauge.
How do you change a blonde's mind?
Blow in her ear.
What did the blonde yell when she saw the car accident?
I'll go and call 911, what's the number???
What's a blonde doing when she grasps at thin air?
Collecting her thoughts.
What would you call a bunch of blondes stacked on top of each other?
An air mattress.
Why do blondes wear a ponytail?
To hide the valve stem.
Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?
Because red means Stop.
What do blondes and cow pies have in common?
The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
Why do blondes always fail driver's tests?
Every time the car stops, they hop in the back seat.
What did the blonde say when her doctor told her she was pregnant?
Are you sure it's it mine?
What did the blonde's mom say before her daughter went out on a date?
If you're not in bed by 10pm, come home!
What are the first two things that a blonde does in the morning?
1. She introduces herself.
2. She goes home.
One day, a blonde was driving to California. On the way, she saw a sign
that said, Clean Restrooms Ahead. By the time she finally reached the
coast, she had scrubbed and polished 68 of them.
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