An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, & his wife tags along. When the doctor enters the examination room,he tells the old man: "I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample." The old man, being hard-of-hearing, looks at his wife and yells: "What? What did he say? What's he want?"

His wife yells back, "HE NEEDS YOUR UNDERWEAR!"

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