JokesTaxpayer's Lament
Tax his cow, Tax his goat
Tax his pants, Tax his coat
Tax his crop, Tax his work
Tax his ties, Tax his shirt
Tax his chew, Tax his smoke
Teach him taxing is no joke
Tax his tractor, Tax his mule
Tell him, Taxing is the rule
Tax his oil, Tax his gas
Tax his notes, Tax his cash
Tax him good and let him know
That after taxes, he has no dough
If he hollers, Tax him more
Tax him till he's good and sore
Tax his coffin, Tax his grave
Tax his sod in which he's laid
Put these words upon his tomb
Taxes drove him to his doom
After he's gone, we won't relax
We'll still collect inheritance tax
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