Baby Boomers: The '60s vs. the '90s.

Then: Long hair.

Now: Longing for hair.

Then: The perfect high.

Now: The perfect high-yield mutual fund.

Then: Keg.

Now: EKG.

Then: Acid Rock.

Now: Acid reflux.

Then: Moving to California because it's cool.

Now: Moving to California because it's warm.

Then: You're growing pot.

Now: Your growing pot belly.

Then: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your parents.

Now: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your children.

Then: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor.

Now: Trying not to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor.

Then: Seeds and stems.

Now: Roughage.

Then: Popping pills, smoking joints.

Now: Popping joints.

Then: Our president's struggle with Fidel.

Now: Our president's struggle with fidelity.

Then: Paar.

Now: AARP.

Then: Being caught with Hustler magazine.

Now: Being caught with Hustler magazine.

Then: Killer weed.

Now: Weed killer.

Then: Hoping for a BMW.

Now: Hoping for a BM.

Then: The Grateful Dead.

Now: Dr. Kevorkian.

Then: Getting out to a new, hip joint.

Now: Getting a new hip joint.

Then: Rolling Stones.

Now: Kidney stones.

Then: Being called into the principal's office.

Now: Calling the principal's office.

Then: Screw the system!

Now: Upgrade the system.

Then: Peace sign.

Now: Mercedes logo.

Then: Parents begging you to get your hair cut.

Now: Children begging you to get their heads shaved.

Then: Take acid.

Now: Take antacid.

Then: Passing the driver's test.

Now: Passing the vision test.

Then: "Whatever"

Now: "Depends"

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