Three guys and a girl were at a bar and the guys were discussing football. It wasn't long before the girl joined into the conversation, and it quickly became apparent that she knew just as much about the game as they did. "How is it you know so much about football?" asked one of the guys. "Well," she replied, "to tell you the truth, I used to be a guy and got a sex change."

All of a sudden things got very quiet in the bar. After a few seconds, one curious guy broke the silence. "What was the most painful part of the process? Was it when they cut off your dick?" "That was very painful," she admitted, "but not the most painful part."

"I'll bet it was when they cut off your balls," said one of the other guys. "That was very painful too," she said, "but not the most painful part."

"So what the hell could be more painful than those?" "The part that hurt the most was when they cut my salary in half!" she replied sadly.

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