A guy walks in to an ear doctor's office, "Doc, I can't hear a thing out of my right ear". The doctor says, "Let me get my otoscope and have a look". He gets his ear light and looks in the guys ear, and then somewhat bewildered and scratching his head, he says, "Man you have a suppository in your ear". SUPPOSITORY exclaimed the man, "Thank God", now I know where my hearing aid is.