Two little southern ladies, BobbySue and Marybelle, are sitting in rockers on the porch. 

BobbySue to Marybelle: "Marybelle in New York they have men that kiss other men."

Marybelle gasps "They do?"

BobbySue says "Yes! They call them gays."

They rock a bit more and BobbySue says" Marybelle, in New York they have women that kiss other women."

Marybelle gasps again "They do?'

BobbySue says "Yes! They call them lesbians"

They rock a little more and BobbySue says "Marybelle, in New York they have men that kiss women's private parts!"

Marybelle gasps "They do? And WHAT do they call them?"

BobbySue says "I don't know, but when he was done I called him PRECIOUS!"

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