JokesCheap Liquor
After a night of heavy drinking, a young man attempted to walk home. When he was half way there, he passed out and fell into a gutter. A gay man walked by, and seized the opportunity. He jumped into the gutter pulled down his pants and began to do the unconscious man up the ass. Being gracious the gay man left a $20 bill in his pocket.
The next morning the young man woke up and found the money in his pocket. He ran to liquor store and said "Give me $20 of your cheapest liquor". He received his booze and went and got plastered again. He again tried to walk home but again fell into the same gutter. The same gay man and his partner walking along came upon the young man, and took advantage of his physical condition, they both banged him up the ass and this time left $50.
The next morning the man woke up again and found the $50... once again he ran to the liquor store "Give me $50 of your cheapest liquor", he said to the clerk. Once again he took his liquor and got completely wasted... again he fell into the gutter. The same two men walked along and did the exact same thing as was done the previous two nights, this time leaving $100.
The man woke up and saw the $100 bill. He ran to the liquor store and the clerk said "Let me guess... give you $100 of your cheapest liquor, right?". The man said "No! That stuff burns the asshole off of me!"
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