JokesAn American man is having his coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam at the breakfast table when a Canadian sits down next to him. The American ignores the Canadian who, nevertheless, starts a conversation. "You American folk eat the whole bread? asks the Canadian with a large piece of chewing gum in his mouth. "Of course!" says the American. The Canadian blows a bubble with his chewing gum, then remarks, We don't. In Canada, we only eat what's inside. We collect the crusts in containers, recycle them, then transform them into croissants, and sell them to the United States."
The Canadian has a smirk on his face. All the while, the American listens in silence. "Do ya eat jelly with the bread?" asks the Canadian. "Of course!" answers the American The Canadian cracks his gum between his teeth and chuckles, "We don't. In Canada, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, put all peel, seeds and leftovers in containers, recycle them, then transform them into jam, and sell it to the U.S."
"And what do you Canadians do with condoms once you've used them?" asks the American. "We throw them away, of course," replies the Canadian, with a dumbfounded look. The American explains, "We don't. In the U.S., we put them in a container, recycle them, then melt them down into chewing gum and sell it to Canada."
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