JokesYOU'RE A REDNECK IF....
You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.
You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
Last year you hid Easter eggs under cow pies.
You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.
Jack Daniels makes your list of "Most Admired People."
You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
Anyone in your family died right after saying, "Hey, y'all watch this!".
Your whole family is Democrats except little Mary. She got to readin'.
You've got more than one brother named 'Darryl'.
You think that Dom Perignon is a mafia leader.
Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
You go to your family reunion looking for a date.
Your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare.
You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start your engines."
You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.
You take a six-pack cooler to church.
The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife.
You had to remove a toothpick for your wedding pictures.
The blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.
You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge.
One of your kids was born on a pool table.
Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade.
Need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
You have flowers planted in a bathroom fixture in your front yard.
Ya can't get married to yer sweetheart cause there is a law against it.
You dated your daddy's current wife in high school.
You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
Your school fight song is "Dueling Banjos".
Your father executes the "pull my finger" trick during Christmas dinner.
Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
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