JokesA fellow was on his honeymoon near his favorite fishing lake, and he fished from dawn to dark with his favorite fishing guide. One day the guide, a friend of many years, mentioned that he seemed to spending his whole honeymoon fishing. "Yes, but you know how I love to fish." "But aren't you newlyweds supposed to be into something else?" "Yes, but she's got gonorrhea, and you know how I love to fish."
A few hours later, the guide said, "I understand, but that's not the only way to have sex." "I know, but she's got diarrhea, and you know how I love to fish."
The following day, the guide said, "Sure, but that's still not the only way to have sex." "Yeah, but she's got phyrrea (mouth rot), and you know how I love to fish. "
Later that afternoon, thoroughly frustrated, the guide approached the subject again. "I guess I'm not sure why you'd marry someone with health problems like that." "It's 'cause she's also got worms, and you know how I just love to fish."
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