JokesThree third graders, a Jewish kid, an Italian kid and a hillbilly kid, are on the playground at recess. The Jewish kid suggests that they play a new game. "Lets see who has the largest penis," he says. "Okay," they all agree.
The Jewish kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out. "That's nothing," says the Italian kid and whips his own out. His penis is a couple of inches longer. Not to be outdone, the hillbilly kid whips his out. It is by far the biggest, dwarfing the other two in both length and girth. The Jewish and Italian kid are stunned and amazed. "Wow, that thing is huge!" they exclaim.
That night, while eating dinner at home, the hillbilly kid's mother asks him what he did at school today. "Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math test, and read out loud from a new book ... and during recess, my friends and I played 'Let's see who has the largest penis.'" "What kind of game is that, honey?" says the mother.
"Well, me, Sidney, and Anthony each pulled out our cranks, and I had the biggest! The other kids say it's because I'm a hillbilly. Is that true, Mom?" The mom replies: "No, honey. It's because you're 23!"
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