Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. Look how many calories you can burn:

TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES

With her agreement..............................12 cal

Without her agreement..........................187 cal

TAKING OFF THE BRA

With both hands..................................8 cal

With one hand...................................12 cal

With one hand being slapped.....................37 cal

With the mouth..................................85 cal

PUTTING ON THE CONDOM

With erection....................................6 cal

Without erection...............................315 cal

PRELIMINARIES

Trying to find the clitoris......................8 cal

Trying to find G spot...........................92 cal

Without caring at all............................0 cal

WHEN DOING IT

Holding her up..................................12 cal

Just on the floor................................8 cal

POSITIONS

daddy-mummy.....................................12 cal

69 laying........................................8 cal

69 standing up.................................112 cal

Trolley........................................216 cal

Italian chandelier.............................912 cal

HAVING AN ORGASM

Real...........................................112 cal

Fake...........................................315 cal

POST ORGASM

Staying in bed..................................18 cal

Jumping off the bed.............................36 cal

Explaining why she jumped off the bed..........816 cal

GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION

Between 16 and 19 years of age..................12 cal

from 20 to 29...................................36 cal

from 30 to 39..................................108 cal

from 40 to 49..................................324 cal

from 50 to 59..................................972 cal

over 60.......................................2916 cal

PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES

Quietly.........................................32 cal

Being in a hurry................................98 cal

With her husband opening the door.............1218 cal

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