A small company was on the edge of bankruptcy. The owner, a beautiful, young, blond blue eyes lady, with a knock out figure, summoned her two-man sales force into her office. "Things aren't going too well, guys," she announced grimly. "So to perk up sales I'm announcing a contest. The guy with the most sales gets a blow job."
"What does the loser get?" asked one of the salesmen. The owner looked at both men and said, "The loser gets to give it."