This blond gets pulled over by a cop. The cop comes up to the window. "Can I see your drivers license?" says the cop. "We'll, what's that?" asks the blond. "It's something saying your old enough to drive." says the cop. "Oh, I have one of those." He takes it back and checks it out and comes back. 

"Do you have your proof of insurance?" asks the cop. "We'll, what's that?" asks the blond. "It's proof that you own this car and are insured." Oh, yeah, I have one of those." She hands him the insurance and the cop walks back to the car and checks it out. 

On his way back he thinks to himself 'wow, this blond is really dumb, I bet I can get her to do anything.' So he goes back, pulls down his zipper and whips out his dick. The blond responds "What is this, another breathalyzer test?"

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