JokesA lady walks into an Ice Cream Parlor and asks "could I please have a gallon of chocolate ice cream?" The salesman replies, "I'm sorry miss, we just sold our last gallon of chocolate ice cream a few minutes ago. Could I interest you in another flavor?"
So the lady replies, "Ok then, I'll just have a quart of chocolate ice cream" The salesman replies, "I'm sorry. We don't have any chocolate ice cream."
The lady then asks "all right, then could I have a just a pint of chocolate ice cream?" Again the salesman responds angrier this time "i'm sorry, we don't have any chocolate ice cream"
So the lady says "Fine, I'll just have a cone of chocolate ice cream." "Listen lady!" he yells. "How do you spell VAN in VANilla?" "V-A-N" she spells.
"How do you spell STRAW in STRAWberry?" "S-T-R-A-W" she again spells.
"And how do you spell FUCK in chocolate?" She thinks for a minute and says "There is no FUCK in chocolate"
"EXACTLY!"
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