JokesA nerdy accountant is sent to jail for embezzlement and they put him in a cell with a big, husky guy. The big guy looks at the accountant and says, "I want some sex. Do you wanna be the husband or the wife?" The petrified accountant replies, "Well, if I have to be one or the other, I guess I'd rather be the husband."
The big guy bellows, "Okay, then, get over here and suck your wife's dick."
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