There was a hooker who lived in a condo on Lake Shore Drive in Chicago. One time she had a client in her condo and he asked her if she gave good hand jobs. She said, "Do you see this condo we're in? I bought it by giving good hand jobs." So her trick told her to give him a hand job. 

After the hooker gave the man a hand job he asked her if she gave good blow jobs. She said, "Look out the window. See that red ferrari on the street? I bought it giving good blow jobs." So her trick told her to give him a blow job.

When she was done, the man asked her if she was good in bed. She said, "Look out this window. See that big yacht out there on Lake Michigan? I could own that if I had a pussy."

 Send  Jokes

Back to Jokes Page