JokesA catholic priest is about to go on holiday, so he tells his assistant that he will have to take mass on Sunday. "No problem" says the assistant. The priest tells him that he will have to take confessions as well. This gets the assistant worried because he's never done it before. The priest tells him not to worry, he'll leave a list of sins and punishments in the confessional.
The priest goes on holiday and his assistant is taking his first confessions. a young woman goes in to confess and says "forgive me father for I have sinned, I gave my married boss a blow job". The young assistant looks at the list and can't find blowjob. He bursts out of the confessional and sees a choir boy going past.
"Quick, tell me what the old man gives for a blow job" he says, and the choir boy answers "a Kit Kat usually"
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