JokesA young woman says to her doctor, "Doc, I'm getting married this weekend and my fiancé thinks that I'm a virgin. Is there anything you can do to help me?" "Medically, not really," the doctor replies. "Try this: On your wedding night, when you're getting ready for bed slide a thick rubber band around your upper thigh. When your husband enters you, snap the rubber band and tell your husband it's your cherry popping."
On the wedding night, the new bride undresses in the bathroom and slips the rubber band around her thigh. She and her husband begin to make love. As her husband enters her she snaps the rubber band right on cue. "What the hell was that?" the husband asks. "That was my cherry snapping," the bride says. "Well, snap it again," her husband yells. "It's got my balls."
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