JokesA fifth grade class was taking a field trip. The weather was extremely bad and the trip was delayed, so the class had to stay in a hotel for the night. Little Johnny ended up sleeping in the same room as his teacher. In the middle of the night, the teacher woke up and was frightened by the sight of Little Johnny standing over her. He asked if he could sleep with her because he couldn't sleep alone and she agreed.
Little Johnny got into bed beside his teacher and then asked if he could lay a little closer. The teacher reluctantly agreed. Then, Little Johnny asked if he could put his finger in her belly button. "No! Please, just go to sleep Little Johnny," begged the teacher. "But my mommy lets me do it when I can't sleep, and it helps," whined Little Johnny.
The tired teacher replied, "Okay, fine, do whatever your mom lets you do." A few minutes later, the teacher screams, "Oh, that's not my bellybutton." Little Johnny grins and says, "That's not my finger either."
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