JokesIt was little Johnny's first day in school and the class was playing a 'guessing' game. The teacher passed out different items to each of the students and proceeded to ask each student what item they had received. When it was little Johnny's turn, the teacher gave him a candy kiss. "Do you know what that is?" she asked. "Nope," replied little Johnny.
The teacher said, "Well, go ahead and open it up, then taste it." "Now do you know what it is?" asked the teacher. "Nope," replied little Johnny. "I'll give you a hint," said the teacher. "It's something your daddy wants from your mommy every morning before he goes to work."
A little girl in the back of the class jumped up and screamed "Spit it out, Johnny! It's a piece of ass!"
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