One day the sheriff sees Billy-Bob walking around town with nothing on except his boots! The sheriff says "Billy-Bob, what the hell are you doing walking around town dressed like that?" Billy-Bob replies "Well, Sheriff, me and Cindy Lou was out at the farm and we started a-cuddlin.' Cindy Lou said we should go in the barn and we did. Inside the barn we started a kissin' and a-cuddlin' some more and things got pretty hot and heavy.
Well, then Cindy Lou took off all her clothes and said that I should do the same. So, I took off all my clothes except my boots. Then Cindy Lou lay herself on the hay and said 'Okay Billy-Bob, lets go to town!' ...I guess I'm the first one here."