JokesA young couple, married just a couple of weeks, return from their honeymoon to face the beginning of their new lives. The next morning, the husband wakes up, showers, dresses, and makes his way to the kitchen where he sees his new wife crying. "What's wrong, honey?" "Well, I came down here this morning to surprise you with a big breakfast, but I can't cook or clean."
The husband smiles and says, "There, there sweetie! I don't care if can't cook and clean. Come on up to the bedroom and I'll show you what I'd like for breakfast." So off they went to the bedroom.
That afternoon, the husband comes home for lunch to find his new wife crying again in the kitchen. "What's wrong now, sweetie?" "Well, the same thing as this morning. I came in here to make you something for lunch, but I just can't cook." Again the husband smiles and says, "Why don't you come back up to the bedroom and I'll have my lunch there!" So off they went to the bedroom again.
That evening, the new husband arrives home, walks into the house, and sees his naked bride sliding down the banister of the stairs. Up she runs, and whoosh down the banister. After the third trip, the husband asks, "What the heck are you doing, dear?" "Warming up your dinner!" she replies.
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