SEX STYLES

Dentists do it orally

Cops do it with cuffs

DJ's do it on request

Truckers do it in the road

Soldiers do it under orders

Detectives do it under cover

Australians do it Down and Under

Zoologists do it with animals

Gardeners do it in the bushes

Gas attendants Pump all day

Firemen do it with a big hose

Frank Sinatra does it his way

Engineers do it to specification

Garbage men come once a week

Chess players check their Mates

Ambulance drivers come quicker

Pianists touch, tickle, and titillate!

Housewives do it for an allowance

Jockeys gallop hard and finish fast

Mountain Climbers like to be on top

Waiters and waitresses do it for tips

Accountants do it with Double Entry

Landlords do it every 1st of the month

Acupuncturists do it with a small prick

Travel Agents do it in lots of different places

Deep-sea divers do it under extreme pressure

Don't do it with Bankers, most of them are Tellers

Pizza delivery men come in 30 minutes or it's free

Bankers do it with interest,

Bartenders do it on the Rocks

Watch out for tennis players - love means nothing to them!

Postal Workers - Lick It Before We Stick It

Computer wizards do it with plug-ins

 


 

 

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