Little Johnny and his friend, Jenny, were playing together in the sandbox. When Jenny got home she asked her mom what made girls and boys different. Her mom said that girls have garages and boys have trucks and that she should never let any boy put his truck in her garage.

The next day, the two children met at the sandbox again and they started playing and rolling around in the sand, and they both got kind of curious. When Jenny got home her mother said, "For heaven's sake, dear, why are you all covered with blood?" "Well, Little Johnny tried to put his truck in my garage, and since you told me never to let any boy do that, I ripped off his back tires!"


 

 

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