JokesLittle Johnny was watching his mother take a bath. As she got out to dry off, he notices her upper torso he asks "Mommy what are those?" She explains, "Those are my breasts, dear."
As she turns her back to him he asks "Mommy what is that?" She explains, "That is my bum, dear."
When she bends to slip on her robe, he notices her privates and asks, "Mommy, what is that?" She replies, "None of your business!"
Later, Little Johnny is playing by the kitchen door when his father comes in from work. His father hollers to his wife, "Hey honey, what's for dinner?" She replies, "None of your business!"
Little Johnny turns up his nose and yells, "Yuck! I'm not eating that for supper!"
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