Two men were walking their dogs around the local country club and discussing their recent game of golf. The first man's dog was a big German shepard, and the second man's dog was a Chihuahua. The first man says, "Let's go into the club and get a drink." The second man says, "but we can't take our dogs into the club, and I don't wanna leave Froo-Froo outside." So the first man says, "Oh, sure we can take our dogs inside, just do as I do, and say what I say."

So, the first man walks into the club and asks the waiter for a place to sit. The waiter says, "Sorry sir, but you can't have your dog in here." The man looks around aimlessly and says, "Not even Seeing-eye dogs?" The waiter immediately apologizes and gives the man a seat. The second man watched this whole scene and decided to go for it. He walked in and asked the same waiter for a seat. The waiter says, "I'm sorry sir, but you can't have your dog in here." The second man said, "not even seeing-eye dogs?"

Then the waiter laughed and said, "you gotta be kidding, man, you're telling me that that Chihuahua is a seeing-eye dog?!" The second man thought for a moment, then replied, "They sold me a CHIHUAHUA?!?"

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