One evening, Little Johnny was sitting at the kitchen table doing his homework while his mother watched television. Upon hearing the evening news, his mother let out a shriek, "Little Johnny! China just launched a nuclear missile toward the United States."

Little Johnny looked up from his book with a confused expression on his face. "Do you understand what this means?" his mother implored. Little Johnny quickly replied, "No school tomorrow?" 

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