A young couple took their 8 year old daughter to the zoo. While they were looking at the elephants, the daughter said, "Mom, what's that thing hanging from the elephant?" The mother replied, "Honey, that's the elephant's trunk." "No, no," said the daughter. "I mean that thing between the elephant's legs." "Oh, that's nothing, dear."
A little later, the daughter asked her father, "Dad, what's that thing hanging from the elephant?" "That's his trunk, dear." "No, no," said the daughter. "I mean that thing between the elephant's legs." "Ask your mother, dear." "I did... she said it was nothing."
"Well," replied her father boastfully, "She's been spoiled!"