JokesTHE DETECTIVE
A man suspected his wife of seeing another man so he hired a famous Chinese detective (Stone Chow) to watch and report any activities while he was gone. A few days later he received this report:
Most honorable sir:
You leave the house. I watch house. He comes to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she get on train. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree-look in window.
He kiss she.
She kiss he.
He strip she.
She strip he.
He play with she.
She play with he.
I play with ME.
Fall out of tree, not see.
NO FEE.
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