JokesA Chinese couple is in bed. The husband says "I want 69". His wife says "Why you want Beef and Broccoli now?"
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A Polish family is sitting in the living room. The wife turns to the husband and says "Let's send the kids out to P-L-A-Y so we can fuck".
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What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horses ass?
A Mechanic.
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What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A Speech Impediment.
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What do you call a German tampon?
A Twatstika.
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Definition of a nice Greek Boy....
A Greek boy who takes a girl out twice before screwing her brother.
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What do toilets, clitoris, and an anniversary have in common?
Men miss them all.
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Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
Because they're not going to work in the future either.
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Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar.
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How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?
None - He fell
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Did you hear Cher is joining the spice girls?
They're going to call her Old Spice.
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Q. Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided?
A. The survivors were marooned.
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Q: What do Jimmy Hoffa and Linda Tripp have in common?
A: Nothing.....................yet.
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Q. What is the difference between driving in the fog and 69-ing?
A. When driving in the fog, you can't see the asshole in front of you.
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